Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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