Get in the car.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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