- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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