So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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