How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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