- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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