what do you call a man in a hole Fill

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

thumb_up thumb_down -86

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +11

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Test

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

i hate anti-jokes ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

thumb_up thumb_down -115

It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

thumb_up thumb_down -119

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops