How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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