This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Racial Equality.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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