Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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