What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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