Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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9/11

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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