what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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