Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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