if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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JFK

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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a man died

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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