- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

A seal walks into a club.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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