If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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British Dentistry

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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