Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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