- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

why did the internet crash? it didn't

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Your mom walks into a bar.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there?

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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