What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

Flop dog

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

yeah..

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

why did the internet crash? it didn't

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

Anti Joke

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