I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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