Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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JFK

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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The 80's

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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