How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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a man died

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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