An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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