Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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yeah..

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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The 80's

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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