Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Anti Joke

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