What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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