What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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