What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Once upon a time, your face.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

why did the man die? because he died.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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