Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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a man died

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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