What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Jews.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo momma is SO black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the man die? because he died.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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