Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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JFK

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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The 80's

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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