Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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The 80's

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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who drinks pee? katness

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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