Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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The 80's

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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hi

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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