shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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The 80's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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