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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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