- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

pizzano is a tool.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

God

ObamaCare

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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