How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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