- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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