What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Anti Joke

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