how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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