a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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