Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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