What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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7>6

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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LIE

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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