What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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