Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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