Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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LIE

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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