What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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