How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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ObamaCare

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Mitch

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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matt shut up

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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