What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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