What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Starter clothing

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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KSI

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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