What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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the battle of waterloo

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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