- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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