ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Anti Joke

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