A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Starter clothing

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Knock knock It's open

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the battle of waterloo

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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