Knock knock It's open

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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the battle of waterloo

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's 6+2? 16

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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