If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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alert("The Game");

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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