I am Skaldak!

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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4/20.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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