Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I'm not here.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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