- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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