What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Junior's love life.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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