Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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