- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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