Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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