Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What do people say? words.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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