What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Horse tits

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Penis.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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