If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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