Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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whats better than sex? cookies

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Feet

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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