old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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High school gym class.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Hi

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derp

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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