Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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dj miky

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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