Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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