- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A seal walks into a club.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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