what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Flop dog

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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