Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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