Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Women's rights.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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