Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Poop

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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