Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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