What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hello penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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