national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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