What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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