Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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