One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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