Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Fags are gay.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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