Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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