How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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