how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Surprise mother father (A+)

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

A man walks into a pole.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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